Saturday, January 28, 2012

this weekend

i slaved away for hours on a meal (okay well the crock pot slaved away)
wore a really hideous dress to a semi formal dance
flirted with a boy i probably shouldnt be flirting with (i am going on a mission after all)
broke it down tech-ton-ic style on the dance floor
witnessed a freshie (as in fresh off the mish) get giggy with it. hahaha
had some drama didnt like this part
went to Donny Osmond's house
didnt know anyone there, but played it off like i did
got my groove on once again in Donny's pool house
wanted so much to trip a very annoying break dancer
won a cold stone's gift certificate for my sweet dance moves
went to a pawn shop, looked at guns and rings "funny how they always sell those two together"
learned how to skip rocks
spent time with a guy i feel really comfortable with
almost pet a cow
was invited to the ic by a man with luscious blonde locks
was told that that i should never scrimp on t.p. whilst on the mish, "buy the expensive kind, you'll thank me later"
was rejected by a cute asian
and...this is good...
was hit on my a 32 year old.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

daycare

i work at a daycare, usually in the baby room.
a nickname that was given to one of the little girls by another is poopyhands.
the nickname is justified.
i'll let you ponder that.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

on: old people using facebook

they dont understand how to upload picture and will ask you fifty-thousand times how to do it.

they call it "the facebook" as in "I saw it on the facebook" (actual quote from my aunts and grandparents"

they comment on status, pictures, and other inappropriate places saying embarrassing things, such as old people jokes that are not funny or how much they love as miss your chubby face