who are you!?

Sunday night i am sitting at my computer doing some last minute homework that i forgot about when my phone starts humming the charlie brown theme song. i have received a text. this was rather exciting since i havent received a text all day. i click the option to view now. its an unidentified 801 number. here how our following conversation went:

?: hey whos this
me:you first
?: ben montclair
me: dont be offened but i dont know who you are. how do you have my number?
ben: no idea. where are you from
me: california...lodi to be exact
ben: hmm. name?
me: ashley campbell
ben: oh youre like 19 huh
me offended: no.do you go to byu?
ben: i did
me:seriously how do you have my number? you texted me first
ben:idk?
me: did someone give it to you? was it in your phone? i reallu dont understand. also you dont have a fb do you? yes i looked you up. failed.
ben: haha. wait whats your name
me: ashley campbell. also how long ago did you leave byu? like 2 or 50 years ago?
ben: 2. lol you work in the mtc
me: nope. went there a few times as a volunteer
ben: hmm.
me: this is really funny. but really you have my number so...think hard because this is going to drive me crazy.
ben: sammys?
me: ive been there before for a few concerts and stuff. do you know an alexi trottier?
ben: who?
me: shes one of my friends that knows like everyone. i though maybe that was our connection. obviously not it. question: why did you text me in the first place?
ben: remember meeting a guy cause you texted him and he was mad first but later you met up at sammy where you got his pic?
me: haha. no. did that happen to you because thats funny. did you live in the miller apts last year?
ben: nope. picture time?
me: what?
ben: like send me a pic
me: you first

he then sent me a picture of himself. did not recognize him at all, but he is pretty cute. i then sent him a picture of this creepy old lady that i have in my phone. he thought it was funny.
i still dont know who he is and he doesnt know who i am. will we ever figure it out? if you know a ben montclair please tell me because im really interested in how he got my number.

प्यार : thats love in hindi

yes. look at all the love conoodling going on here!

old love

>honey look at this. its a heart made of seaweed!
oh thats great sweetie. here, let me take a picture of you by it!
>alright
oh dear you are so beautiful
>stop that right now you handsome man
say cheese
>cheese!
lets walk off into the sun holding hands.

well atleast this is how i thought the conversation went...

love on the rocks

these have been harder to find outside of europe. i mean they are not even kissing!

a window sticker

that caught my attention enough for me to pull out my camera from my purse that was on the floor of the passenger seat and proceed to take a picture while driving. i risked my life because i had to share this with you.


*twilight mom

this disgusts me. thank you mrs. myers